CataRafts, CataRaft Frames, OarFrames, Modular Whitewater Fishing Frames USA Origin
Joe Burdict in New River Gorge
(No Fereign stuff sold here)
Aluminum ProGrade WhiteWater
Chassis Made in the USA
Things to Do
Rem: Detail the Yee-Ha chassis with Eliptical-Man at the helm.
Rem: Your girlfriend called; Said she wants to row her own boat next year. No way is she rowing your boat another season.
Rem: Your daughter called; said she wanted a bigger frame so she could invite both of her boyfriends an a river trip."1"
Rem:Your ex-wife called; Said your girlfriend is ugly and she wants more alimony.
Introducing: Elliptical Man
He's a CataRaft kinda guy and usually expressionless in action. Elliptical man normally works in an orthographic projection but periodically will do an elliptical spheroid number on holloween.
Scaling elliptical man to 0.6X and he becomes a 12 year old kid. Scaling at 2X and he becomes a beer swilling rafter with inflated self esteem. Variables are endless.
Rem: Put Elliptical man in a diamond plate Yee-Ha frame.
Note that Elliptical man saved a boat load of money by choosing the take a part version of the Yee-ha Cat Frame This cut the freight in half by reducing the cube. Needless to say, the folks at UPS have enough money.
"1" Footnote: The PC folks labeled this as child "unfriendly". Whose the perv, the writer or the interpretor?
Yee-Ha Take-a-Part CataRaft Frame
High End Straps, ...The kind you give for wedding gifts